Not hilarious but I like them
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Not hilarious but I like them
by STINKY1207 Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:35 pm
Roman soldier enters a bar and orders a Martinus.
Barman: You mean a Martini?
Roman soldier: If I want a double I'll ask for one.
I have CDO.
It's like OCD, but in the right order like it should be.
Diary. Aug 27
Have finally trained my master to jump up and down when I drool.
Pavlovs dog.
When asked how I'd like to die, I replied....Peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather, unlike his passengers all screaming their heads off.
Barman: You mean a Martini?
Roman soldier: If I want a double I'll ask for one.
I have CDO.
It's like OCD, but in the right order like it should be.
Diary. Aug 27
Have finally trained my master to jump up and down when I drool.
Pavlovs dog.
When asked how I'd like to die, I replied....Peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather, unlike his passengers all screaming their heads off.
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