A Visit To The Dentist

Three weeks ago I (Mrs. Simmo) went to the dentist to have some implants and a crown fitted, i also had a fang repositioned and straightened. The crown has been sorted and the rest of the work is almost finished and i have temporary teeth, four to be exact in the front. I look like a cross between (for those old enough to remember) Dick Emery as the Vicar and Janet Street-Porter before her dental work!!!! It is taking some time to get used to my new look, i keep telling myself that my real ones, which i get in a week will be better.
So last night as a treat i decided to cook Monsieur a chicken korma, since he had his stroke eighteen months ago we have been eating healthier. I followed a recipe from the Hairy Bikers slimming range and after a few tweeks of my own we enjoyed a delicious meal. Shortly after i happened to catch a glimsp of myself in the mirror, it was a wtd moment, what the duck!!!!! feel free to remove and insert another letter in this sentence of your choice! My tempory teeth are now a neon yellow and no amount of mouth wash or brushing will remove the colour!!! So does anyone know if it is possible to become a ventriloquist in a few hours as we have a couple of rendevous this afternoon. Merci.

OMG! Bicarb? Vinaigre? Javel? (only joking). Try and pretend they're the new "gold" look. Looking forward to seeing you soon!

Can't get this image out of my head!  

Oh you are awful, but, i like you.

I was back in Ireland recently attending a wake and overheard two men discussing the new and quite prominent false teeth a neighbour had. This neighbour is known for being a skinflint and is always bragging how he can get things for little or nothing. Anyway the first man says "I heard he paid £200 for the set of teeth and they do not fit properly". "Ah no" says the second man "I heard he got them from Brian ******* the undertaker for £40"

Embrace the new You and try and adopt a new SCARY look.....