Area 51 in Nevada USA

The CIA has acknowledged the existence of Area 51, a top-secret facility in Nevada believed to be used for testing intelligence weapons, in declassified documents released on Thursday.
http://f24.my/16hiAGJ

Must be the biggest non secret, secret ever disclosed!  

Well I think they're just saying that to put people off the truth; the fact is that area 51 is inhabited by alien spacemen who came down to earth on flying saucers. I mean, it's obvious, isn't it; they're not going to admit it because they're scared stiff of the ensuing panic. Once the mother ship has finished her preparations, we'll all be blown to smithereens with their atomic, particle-shattering ray-guns. We're doomed.....doomed, I tell you, but I doubt you're listening. Luckily, I'll be all right because I've got my tin-foil helmet which is impervious to these deadly rays.

Blimey, I feel like I've been whisked back to the 1950's cinema B movie!  

hi Folks
Look on the Bright side just make these aliens in area 51 sit in front of a TV and make them watch a party political broadcast from all the different UK parties they would be out of this galaxay like a shot.Or better still
TERMINATE! TERMINATE! TERMINATE! would be the order of the day.
Simmo in a sunny Correze.