Who Makes the hotest curry!.

Hi all you chefs.
I'm after a really blow your socks off curry recipe, the sort that has you diving into the fridge to get at the ice cold six pack of beer!. One even a mere mortal man like me can sling together with out to much trouble,also the type that if you get it on the paintwork it will strip it!.Sort of some thing warm for the winter if you get my drift.
Simmo in the Correze.

Hi Simmo - ask my better half - he usually knows how to make stuff so hot that it makes your lips sing. He really likes hot stuff compared with me who likes mild-medium so we often have to compromise. I bet Tofu lover has a recipe too judging by his(?) passion for spices etc and culinary knowledge which has been previously posted on this site!